New Guy says "Hi".

How does New Guy say "hi"? He hardly ever does. Instead, he says "I hope death follows you home", "I hope that you go on a cruise....To the Bermuda Triangle!" and stuff like that. Creepy. What, New Guy, what are you doing in here AGAIN? You wanna type something? No, stop that, no, stop! Stop! Stop! Argh!
New Guy speaking! I hope that you fall dead and that vultures come and devour your carcass hastily.
Okay, New Guy, you've had your fun. Yeesh. Man, that guy is too creepy for me. He's always hanging around my house and glaring at me. (Or at least I think he's glaring at me, because more than half the time his eyes are covered. And speaking of New Guy and creepiness, ('cuz that's almost all we talk about here) watch this video! It's an ad for Babycakes 2.0!

Well, I don't exactly want to be hunted...But how much IS 20 kachinkatrillion dollars, anyway? I'm pretty sure it's not even a number....