1) Write it up
2) Deliver it to me, Blank Drammond
3) I'll take it from there and post it.
NOTE: IT MAY TAKE A WHILE BEFORE IT GETS UP. ALSO, IF IT'S RIDICULOUS AND NOT BLOG-WORTHY, I WILL NOT POST IT!
Saturday, December 21, 2013
Get YOUR thoughts on this blog!
Okay. Basically what I have to say here is above AND how to get the thoughts on here.
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Thursday, December 12, 2013
New Guy says "Hi".
How does New Guy say "hi"? He hardly ever does. Instead, he says "I hope death follows you home", "I hope that you go on a cruise....To the Bermuda Triangle!" and stuff like that. Creepy. What, New Guy, what are you doing in here AGAIN? You wanna type something? No, stop that, no, stop! Stop! Stop! Argh!
New Guy speaking! I hope that you fall dead and that vultures come and devour your carcass hastily.
Okay, New Guy, you've had your fun. Yeesh. Man, that guy is too creepy for me. He's always hanging around my house and glaring at me. (Or at least I think he's glaring at me, because more than half the time his eyes are covered. And speaking of New Guy and creepiness, ('cuz that's almost all we talk about here) watch this video! It's an ad for Babycakes 2.0!
New Guy speaking! I hope that you fall dead and that vultures come and devour your carcass hastily.
Okay, New Guy, you've had your fun. Yeesh. Man, that guy is too creepy for me. He's always hanging around my house and glaring at me. (Or at least I think he's glaring at me, because more than half the time his eyes are covered. And speaking of New Guy and creepiness, ('cuz that's almost all we talk about here) watch this video! It's an ad for Babycakes 2.0!
Well, I don't exactly want to be hunted...But how much IS 20 kachinkatrillion dollars, anyway? I'm pretty sure it's not even a number....
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
New Guy and the Flying Seals
New Guy: Once my flying seals that breath fire get here, you'll be destroyed for sure!
Victim: Noooo! I don't wanna!
New Guy: Muahahaha!....They'll be here any second!
Victim: Someone help me!
(New Guy looks out window and sees snowy weather. New Guy then looks at the calender and clock and see that it is Dec. 24 11:54 P.M. Victim tiredly looks at his watch and sighs)
New Guy: Erm, they'll be here! They must be caught up in the weather! Or, maybe, they ran into that ol' jolly guy with the silly little hat that looks like a sleeping hat. Heh heh...
Victim: Can I go ahead and go now? I'm getting kinda tired.
New Guy: (reluctantly) Go ahead.
Saturday, December 7, 2013
Look what I found!
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THAT IS NOT ME! THAT IS, IN FACT, MY BROTHER! THEREFORE YOU CAN TELL FROM THIS POST, <i><u><b>I AM NOT A BRONY!</b></u></i></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newguyshorrorblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2092833121691011146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://newguyshorrorblog.blogspot.com/2013/12/important-notice.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7595457986026418068/posts/default/2092833121691011146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7595457986026418068/posts/default/2092833121691011146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newguyshorrorblog.blogspot.com/2013/12/important-notice.html' title='IMPORTANT NOTICE'/><author><name>Bits and Widgets (Gibbinater)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02649102253371839462</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS7yU-c7oNd9evwEQkcSPYlEzzNg7wrUgG8lGv578xWraW1UGw-AfjwR3mrME0T6S2UtDiqtKC6Abz6dkywVGL2fZnBgh_OjF-7pBCJNQrKt-EsZlayGMQGwi-Rmr55zkVJYYroQ6sI2Ob/s220/modpic.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7595457986026418068.post-8516782273771194702</id><published>2013-12-07T13:58:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2013-12-07T13:58:21.363-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New Guys's Blog (wait, WHAT?!?!)</title><content type='html'><br />New Guy here! It's the serial killer you all know and love! (besides the love part) Wait, just one sec, yes, you'll get your chance, New Guy. Okay, sorry about this. Now to state the obvious. New Guy is fictitious. &nbsp;Yes. He's not real. I mean, who has "New Guy" for a name? Nobody but this fake serial killer that's been sent to jail MILLIONS of times. Now how do we feel about this "New Guy"? Well, good question, I'm glad you asked. And here's my answer: I don't know. I personally, like New Guy from a comedic stand, (after all I am bias to this because I'm one of the creators AND the actor of NG.) however from a real life time, I'd be afraid of him. In other news, <i>New Guy Volume I</i>&nbsp;has been released and plans for <i>New Guy's Christmas</i>&nbsp;are being created. &nbsp;Below is the first video of "New Guy". It's about when New Guy gets hired to become a surgeon. 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I don't know what it is, but I thinks it's kinda cool.
IMPORTANT NOTICE
NOTICE THE MINI-AUTOBIOGRAPHY TO THE RIGHT. THAT IS NOT ME! THAT IS, IN FACT, MY BROTHER! THEREFORE YOU CAN TELL FROM THIS POST, I AM NOT A BRONY! I am also not a Homestuck fan. I am, on the other hand, a Whovian. Fezes are cool.
New Guys's Blog (wait, WHAT?!?!)
New Guy here! It's the serial killer you all know and love! (besides the love part) Wait, just one sec, yes, you'll get your chance, New Guy. Okay, sorry about this. Now to state the obvious. New Guy is fictitious. Yes. He's not real. I mean, who has "New Guy" for a name? Nobody but this fake serial killer that's been sent to jail MILLIONS of times. Now how do we feel about this "New Guy"? Well, good question, I'm glad you asked. And here's my answer: I don't know. I personally, like New Guy from a comedic stand, (after all I am bias to this because I'm one of the creators AND the actor of NG.) however from a real life time, I'd be afraid of him. In other news, New Guy Volume I has been released and plans for New Guy's Christmas are being created. Below is the first video of "New Guy". It's about when New Guy gets hired to become a surgeon. Not good.
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